How Do You Pray for Them? Turning Cheeks to Christ.
Does EVERYONE deserved to be prayed for? What about those jerks?!
How Do You Pray for Them? Turning Cheeks to Christ. Read More »
Does EVERYONE deserved to be prayed for? What about those jerks?!
How Do You Pray for Them? Turning Cheeks to Christ. Read More »
I’m not gonna lie. I’m a little bit proud that I’ve made something of an art out of crafting passive-aggressive suggestions and handy driving tips that will help you improve safety and make my ride as your passenger more enjoyable. It’s a public service, really. My husband knows this now, but was not aware of
When You’re on a Roadtrip with Jesus He pays for the Gas Read More »
I was born in the late 70’s – an era devoid of helicopter parents, mandatory seat belts, flu shots, internet, accurate food labeling and electric instruments in church. It was also an era where a darn’d good spanking was the prescription for any number of life’s childhood indiscretions. Remember way back then? Ah, the good
There are No Time-Out Chairs in Heaven Read More »
So, one day this little boy was selling puppies on a sidewalk when a man walked by and asked, “What kind of puppies are those?” The boy replied “These are Baptist puppies!” Two weeks later, the man came by again and remarked, “I see you still have them Baptist pups.” The boy answered, “No, sir.
Game of (Heavenly) Thrones: Can’t We All Just Get Along? Read More »
One of my back teeth broke off recently over a weekend (of course) and while I was out of town (double of course), reinforcing the notion that those reoccurring nightmares I’ve always had about this exact scenario mean that I am really just a prophet without honor in her own country. So, since I operate
Does EVERYTHING Happen “For a Reason”? Read More »
I watched a fantastic documentary-style report by ABC News about Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker a few weeks ago that had me batting away my kids’ hungry cries for dinner and tossing them some Flavor Blasted Goldfish to shut them up so I could stay glued to the trainwreck unfolding TV. I love a salacious
Christian (cult)ure Read More »
Have you ever had to leave a church before? I’m not talking about church hopping, trying a new place on for size or sporadically attending because you’re not sure if you have too many facial piercings to feel comfortable sitting next to grandma. I mean, leave, leave. I mean leave like surrendering your favorite spot
Every Time a Christian Falls a Demon Gets His Wings Read More »
And specifically: “draw near to listen” and learn, not just to be entertained, and certainly not to put your own piety on display. We all know people who want to talk but never listen. They’re willing to teach, but not to be taught. They love being the center of attention, and in the minds of
Jesus Wears Earplugs During Worship Concerts Read More »
ignorance of the law does not negate the low, or nullify its punishments. Gimme that Ol’ Time Religion But… Churches Have Better Donuts Than Police Stations! – Solomon says, “Guard your steps when you go to the house of God. To draw near to listen is better than to offer the sacrifice of fools, for they
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For many Jesus is A Lord, but not THE Lord. Mormons, Hundus – they RECOGNIZE Jesus A form of godliness, denying its power. Jesus is too marginalizing, too polarizing. He is “love” GOodness AND severity of God. HE’s the Lamb, yes, but He is also a LION and if he has to rip your face
Lord Jesus: Sith Master or Sinless Messiah? Read More »
There’s just something about Jesus that gets people’s back up against the wall… and I am okay with that. In fact, I would venture to say that if being an out-of-the-prayer-closet Christian hasn’t offended at least one person, you’re doing it wrong. Being a Christian is like having our own little community of misfits, outcasts
We are Christians. You will be Assimilated. Resistance is Futile. Read More »
In the early 80s, when my parents were THE MOST CHRISTIAN, it was an era devoid of the childhood hedonism that opens the door to Satan.
Turmoil in the Toy Box Read More »
We pastor’s kids all process life in the ministry differently. Some of us go to a therapist. Some of us go to prison.
That verse in Deuteronomy you skipped over is talking about actual crap.
When God Says It’s Time to Clean Up Your Crap Read More »
“ignorantia legis neminem excusa” is how you’d say it in Latin. How you’d say it now is: You need a Savior.
Does the Law Still Win if Jesus Broke it? Read More »
NYS Governor Kathy Hochul hates everything you stand for. If she’s going down, someone will have to give her a shove.
“Render Unto Hochul”? Read More »
For unwed, pregnant Christian girls, the response of the church shows them that death is better than life.
5 Reasons Why Christians Choose Abortion Read More »
My delicate sensibilities are in a whirlwind! Where is a man when you need one?!
Do Female Pastors Suffer from Gender Confusion? Read More »
Creepy for Jesus? Or the frozen chosen?
Cringe-y Christianity is Hip to be Square Read More »
Christians need to lay off the fast food and sugary treats and eat some spiritual meat.
Buy into McChristianity, Get Spiritual Malnourishment Read More »
Even Jesus had a few bad days…
Don’t Pet Jesus’ Sheep, They Bite Read More »
Christians are some of the meanest people I know, myself included…
Christians Behaving Badly Read More »
Can a Christian be a Democrat? Does a Christian have to be a Republican? The answer is…
Identity Politics & the Christian-American Conundrum Read More »
When a Christian gets real, fakers get mad.
An Everyday Kind of Jesus: Day 1 Read More »